Goobe Falls Version 2.4 Alias Devra Falls

As every super hero has an amazing story about the evolution of his powers, we have a new desi super hero bestowed with eccentric qualities to evaporate water through his thoughts. Late in the year 2000+ a young dude from Harnahalli was sleeping on his desk in a classroom. It was night, dark and scary. In a split second he felt a pain on his arm and noticed that an owl (ಗೂಬೆ) had bitten him (There is absolutely no resemblance  with Spiderman story, if so, then its ಕಾಕತಾಳಿಯ ಅಷ್ಟೇ ). The real power of Goobe was witnessed when his classmates took him to a NK trip and noticed that the water falls was completely dry. All the people who were amused by his extraordinary power dedicated his name to the water falls as ಗೂಬೆ  Falls. The story continued again....TK falls was his next target.

Through the huge activities that were going on Facebook, the FB mates decided to plan for a trip to TK Falls (The original name which is obsolete now) and it was again initiated by Goobe. Ten innocent guys + ದೇವರು  agreed to join the promenade. Imagine what all can Spiderman do, if he gets collaboration with God, similarly Goobeman was supported by ದೇವರು for mission TK Falls. ದೇವರು gave a brief explanation of the water falls which imbibed a lot of enthusiasm among the group. Everyone dreamed about swimming, taking pictures of babes with Changu's new Nikon camera and many more.

Hanumi finally decided to join the trip leaving his part time job laundry. We all waited for him at Marthahalli. During the wait, there were a lot of demo stories by me which received wooing from the crowd. After a lot fun inside the tempo we reached TK falls and Bheema was the navigator and he drove us through a wrong way and later got corrected from a local kid. Finally, we visited TK falls after eating some ಬೋಟಿ packets on our lazy walk.

Bheema Version of TK Falls - ಆ ಫಾಲ್ಸ್ ತುಂಬಾ ಮಸ್ತ್ ಇದೆ. ನೀರು ತುಂಬಾ ಆಳ, ನಮ್ ಎರಡರಷ್ಟು ನೀರ್ ಇರ್ತದೆ. ವಾಟರ್ ಫಾಲ್ಸ್ ಕೆಳಗೆ ನಿಂತರೆ ಸಾಕು ಮೈ ಕೈ ನೋವ ಎಲ್ಲ ಹೋಗಿ ಬಿಡತ್ತೆ.

Pajji's Version : ನೋಡ್ರಪ್ಪ, ನಾನಂತು ಫಾಲ್ಸ್ ನೋಡಿಲ್ಲ. ದೇವರಿಗೆ ಅಷ್ಟೇ ಬೈಬೇಕು.

Live View : There was a water stream line flowing from the top of a rock which was simply marvelous. The volume of the water can be easily achieved if you make a bunch of kids pee on the top of the rock.

We did not take any pic of the place to avoid ROFLs from the rest J13 guys who didn't visit the place. Even the driver Deepak commented, "ಏನ್ರಿ,  ಇದ್ನ ನೋಡೋಕೆ ಇಲ್ಲಿ ತನಕ ಬಂದ್ರಾ!"

We are still confused to name it as Goobe Version 2.4  falls or Devara Falls. If we take Goobe to ಜೋಗ or Niagara falls, even they will dry up in no time.

Soon after that we decided to visit ಸಂಗಮ್  and ಮೇಕೆ ದಾಟು. We drove another 100 KM and reached sangam. The water of the river was pure like honey filled with ಸೋಪಿನ ನೊರೆ. We crossed the river with ತೆಪ್ಪ and jumped inside the water. We used teppa thinking the river is deep. Indeed it was deep, my knees were scratched due the bottom of the river. We swam till the middle of the river, where the water level were just below the chest. Lawyer was swimming as if he was driving spaceship, Goobe's swimming stroked were filled more with water sprinkling than swimming. I can't comment on Bhayya coz senior citizen quota. Backstroke, floating, doggy style were exhibited there. Changu and Bheema crossed the river. After too much of tiredness, when I tried to swim against the upstream the calf muscles were cramped. It didn't get released at all whcih made Vishwa, Y, Bheema and Sandy carry me to the river bank. While they were carry me, some unknown Jackass tried to snatch the precious possession of mine thinking that we are having fun. I some how managed to save it for the future use. From the distance I saw guys playing "ಎತ್ತು, ಎಸಿ" game and  I captured most of the pics.

For our misfortune there were no single babe in the area and our testosterone were saved a lot, later we  witnessed a NK chick (There is another story for this). After the swim we moved to Meke Datu with Tamilnadu styled bus. Meke datu was incredible, a must visit and a scary place. The smooth slippery rocks and roaring water was something that made us forgive Goobe and Bheema. After the photo session we headed back to the bus and noticed a babe sitting in the bus and suddenly heard a bunch of drunkards fighting on the top of the bus. We reached the river bank and it was the time to cross it and we were chosen in three different ತೆಪ್ಪs and the last teppa included that girl whom I was talking about and Y Suri and MM. Suri was sitting right next to the girl and wanted to preserve it as a memory, he asked us to take photo of him with that girl. Well, we all just laughed at him dint take the pic (ನಮಗೆ ಸಿಗದೇ ಇರೋದು ಅವನಿಗಷ್ಟೇ ಯಾಕೇ). Sandy was trying create impression in the boat by taking out his tongue to make a baby laugh which was present in the same boat. He was shut after hearing the comment from Kada or Goobe, "ಲೇ ನಿನ್ ಏನೇ ಮಾಡದೇ ಇದ್ರೂ ಕೂಡ ನಿನ್ ಮುಖ ನೋಡಿ ಮಗು ನಗಾಡ್ತದೆ .. ಬಿಡೋ ಸಾಕು !"

We dined at a dhaba, and I am not sure why things were so hilarious to me. I laughed at every single comment in ವಜ್ರಮುನಿ style. My laugh made others laugh more and more. Adi took the initiation to take the orders by saying, "ನಿಮಗೆ non-veg ಬೇಕಾ or Chicken ಬೇಕಾ". Bonda ordered a Egg Budgi as usual and finished his plate and took most from my plate too (I was staring at him for every spoon he robbed from my plate. But he was never bothered to look at me).  Veg guys were creative as-usual in ordering the menu and Non-Veg guys just copied them and replaced Veg into Chicken. Adi added some more color to the evening through his awesome comments which I don't remember now. In the tempo, Kada introduced to a new word "ಗಡುಸತ್ವ" . Bhayya's love letter to his Ex was revealed which was accomplished by Hanumi's wordings.

Totally this was an awesome weekend. Missed out memories may be commented out.